a man and his son are being chased by the cops in a car. the man say "b****rds", the boy says, what does b****rds mean?. the man says "its another word for coppers". so they finally make it safely home, and the man trips over the door mat. "s**t" he shouts. the boys asks "what does s**t mean?"...the man says "its another word for doormat". so the boy walks into the kitchen and his mum is carving a turkey, and she cuts herself. "f*ck", she shouts. "what does f*ck mean" he asks?. "its another word for carving" the mum replies. so he goes upstairs, and his dad is shaving, and he cuts himself, "b*llocks" he shouts. the boys says "what does b*llocks mean". the dad goes "its another word for beard"

so the boy walks downstairs, and hears a knock at the door. its the cops, so he says to them:
"Hi b****rds, wipe your feet on the s**t, mums f*cking the turkey and dads shaving his b*llocks!"